A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.