A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth receives a visit from future selves with warnings of impending doom who do not understand us even though they smell really bad who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.