Author: Jackie Zwirn

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    Earth scientists find efficiently compact ant-sized creatures in ill-fitting spandex suits who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
    The End.
    and then they kill us all.
    The End.