A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.