A Random
SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a nuclear bomb but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.