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Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.