A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.