A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.