A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.