A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.