A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the battleground for an epic showdown between cosmic forces of good and evil who understand us all too well even though they smell really bad who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.