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Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they all get day jobs.