A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a temporary truce with resident supervillains who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.