A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into sentient computer viruses infecting the universe who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.