Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
