A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who perceive us only as a food even though they are radioactive who derive their sustainance by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.