A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.