A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the battleground for an epic showdown between cosmic forces of good and evil who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.