A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth forms an unlikely alliance with its greatest nemesis to save the universe who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.