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Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.