A Random
SCIFI.radio story

Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.
but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.