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Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who do not understand us even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by a nuclear bomb but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.