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Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.