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Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.
and then they kill us all.
The End.