A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth suffers a temporary glitch in the space-time continuum, creating sentiant walruses who perceive us only as a food even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.