A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is pushed out of its orbit by aliens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.