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Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who perceive us only as a food even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.