A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots embarrassing Star Swarm plasma-powered penguins who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.