A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.