A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth travels through a wormhole to the edge of the universe and beyond only to find actual worms who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.