A Random
SCIFI.radio story

Earth gains the ability to communicate with celestial bodies who perceive us only as a food even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.