A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth hosts a cosmic talent show for extraterrestrial performers who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.