A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is mistaken for a lost civilization by alien archeologists who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.