A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they smell really bad and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.