A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who do not understand us even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.