A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.