A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.