A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth forms an unlikely alliance with its greatest nemesis to save the universe who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and might be overpowered by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.