A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth slows to a stop and starts spinning in reverse which confuses house pets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.