A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth embarks on a journey through the multiverse, encountering alternate versions of itself who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.