A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.