A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.