A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth begins to glow in the dark which attracts strange aliens who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.