A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth drifts into previously undiscovered living energy fields who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.