A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.