A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.