A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.