A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth scientists experiment on anime style singing man-eating plantswho are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.