Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who do not understand us even though they are radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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