A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl , whom they marry and live long and prosper.
The End.